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100 Footballers In The World 2017

It is once again time for those hipsters over at The Guardian to release their list of the top 100 footballers in the world, which means it is once again time for us here at The18 to release OUR list of 100 footballers. Whereas The Guardian undoubtedly used science and metrics and judges of soccer talent to decide on their list, we just named some players off the tops of our heads. Our list does have one advantage over The Guardian's: ours is more inclusive, as this year we have included lady players.

See if your favorite footballer made the list! And check out the final results last year's competition: 100 Footballers In The World (2016)

100 Footballers In The World (2017): 100-71

100. Shinji Okazaki

99. Alex Iwobi

98. Gerard Deulofeu

97. Nelson Semedo

96. Bryan Ruiz

95. Steph Catley

94. Sam Kerr

93. Marta

92. Mallory Pugh

91. Megan Rapinoe

90. Reece Oxford

89. Ryan Kent

88. Weston McKinnie

87. Gylfie Sigurdsson

86. Miguel Almiron

85. Carli Lloyd

84. Tobin Heath

83. Toni Duggan

82. Lieke Martens

81. Alyssa Naeher

80. Andre Blake

79. Jozy Altidore

78. Roman Torres

77. Ezequiel Barco

76. Hirving Lozano

75. Deyna Castellanos

74. Wendie Renard

73. Jodie Taylor

72. Lucy Bronze

71. Dzenifer Marozsan

100 Footballers In The World: 70-41

70. Hobbit Bermudez

69. Samir Nasri a.k.a. the Drip Doctor

68. Alphonso Davies

67. Oliver Burke

66. Trent Alexander Arnold (never trust a person with three first names)

65. Kealia Ohai

64. Rose Lavelle

63. Yael Averbuch

62. Hayley Raso

61. Lisa De Vanna

60. Victor Vazquez

59. Victor Vazquez

58. Victor Vasquez

57. Victor Valdes

56. Victor Wanyama

55. Rosie Axten

54. Sophie Domingo

53. Leanne Mabey

52. Shauna Legge

51. Charlotte Cresswell

50. Ousmane Dembele

49. Moussa Dembele

48. Mousa Dembele

47. Karamoko Dembele

46. Mana Dembele

45. Nayeli Rangel

44. Berenice Munoz

43. Monica Ocampo

42. Karla Nieto

41. Lucero Cuevas

100 Footballers In The World: 40-11

40. Garra Dembele

39. Bira Dembele

38. Bassirou Dembele

37. Boubacar Dembele

36. Makan Dembele

35. Morgan Brian

34. Christen Press

33. Kelley O'Hara

32. Julie Ertz

31. Ali Krieger

30. Souleymane Dembele

29. Alilou Dembele

28. Modibo Dembele

27. Bakary Dembele

26. Bakary Sako

25. Choe Logarzo

24. Clare Polkinghorne

23. Caitlin Foord

22. Tameka Butt

21. Katrina Gorry

20. Josef Martinez

19. Vadim Demidov

18. Bakary Kone

17. Arouna Kone

16. Jack Cork

15. Amandine Henry

14. Laura Georges

13. Amel majri

12. Ouleymata Sarr

11. Aminata Diallo

10. Roberto Firmino (who via a miscarriage of justice was omitted from the Guardian's list)

9. The Soccer Ball Droid in Star Wars

8. Christine Sinclair

7. This Guy

6. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (who has been a good sport even though he has spent the majority of the last few months being roasted by children)

5. The friends we made along the way

4. The Cristiano Ronaldo bust

3. The Orlando SWAT Team

2. You, The Readers

1. All the dogs that ran on the field in 2017. They were such good dogs.

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