Funniest Premier League Fantasy Football Team Names

You will find the best name for your fantasy EPL team in this list.

Struggling to come up with Fantasy Premier League team names for your FPL or other fantasy football team? Of course you are. You’re not creative. That’s why you came to us, the experts in the finest form of comedy known to humankind — puns. 

With that in mind, let’s get right to it. Here are dozens of fantasy Premier Leageu team names for your FPL team.

Best Fantasy Premier League Team Names

Names

  • Marsch Madness
  • Jedi Robinson Mind Tricks
  • Return of the Jedi
  • No Mané, Mo Problems
  • Midnight Poutine
  • In For De Jong Haul
  • What About Mee
  • Haalandaise Sauce
  • Just Folden The Cheese
  • Neves Gonna Give You Up
  • Fred Is The GOAT
  • Bissouma Thurman
  • Jack Grealish's Fabulously Symmetrical Face
  • Nordic Meat Shields
  • Suite Life of Coady
  • You Conte Touch This
  • The Son Also Rises
  • Just Matip
  • Citizen Kane
  • On The Origin Of Nuñez
  • Don't Yout Forget About Mee
  • Pulisuck My Dick
  • RoboKlopp
  • Neymar Mr. Nice Guy
  • Ronal Donuts
  • Cesc On The Beach
  • Cesc And The City
  • Busquets And Gravy
  • Kroos Control
  • For Fuchs Sake
  • Pjanic At The Disco
  • Rooney Tunes
  • Wizard of Ozil
  • Everybody Klopp Your Hands
  • Klopp Goes The Weasel
  • Kindergarten Klopp
  • Balotelli-Tubbies
  • The Big Lewandowski
  • Maradonner Kebab
  • Krul And The Gang
  • Gylfi Pleasures
  • Dirty Sanchez
  • Men Behaving Chadli
  • Dukes of Hazard
  • Hakuna Juan Mata
  • Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Carrolls
  • Slumdog Mignolet
  • I’m Lovren It
  • Crouch Potato
  • Alice In Hangeland
  • Bendtner Over
  • Giroud Let The Dogs Out
  • Pique Boo
  • The Passion Of The Cruyff
  • Santi’s Little Helper
  • Bony And Clyne
  • Willian Dollar Baby
  • Boom Xhakalaka
  • Lord of the Ings
  • Who Ate All Depays?
  • Salahvation Army
  • Settlers of Zlatan
  • Ospina Colada
  • Batshuayi Crazy
  • Martial Law
  • The Kouyate Kid
  • Ayew Messi?
  • Lallana Del Rey
  • Show Me Da Mane
  • Mo Mane, Mo Problems
  • Kone Heads
  • Mr. Bojan-Goals
  • Sterling Silva
  • What’s Love Gotze Do With It?
  • Bayer Neverlosin’
  • Llamas Rodriguez
  • Pep Gorgonzola
  • Wayne Looney
  • Wenger Danger
  • Chiellini Con Carne
  • Girls Don’t Like Boys, Girls Like Funes Mori
  • Sugar, We’re Gundogan
  • Forster The People
  • Alderweireld’s A Stage
  • Ain’t No Holebas Girl

Clubs

  • Dyslexics Untied
  • Dynamo Chicken Kiev
  • Intern Milan
  • Real Mad Kids
  • Man Chest Hair City
  • Spartak Costco
  • Moleicester City
  • Crystal Phallus
  • Crystal Meth Palace
  • Sporting Lesbian
  • Kings of Lyon
  • Borussia Munchensnackbox
  • Borussia Teeth
  • Dynamo Fookdarest
  • ReAlcoholics
  • Exeter Gently
  • Duff Man City
  • Bolton Squanderers
  • AC A Little Silhouette Of Milan
  • Fiorentina Turner
  • Athletic Bilbao Baggins
  • No Hablo Espanyol
  • Osasuna Or Later
  • Bumfica
  • FC Porno
  • Werder Beerman
  • Kaiserslaughtered
  • Expected Toulouse
  • The Lyon King
  • Cry Me A River Plate
  • AC/DC United

Other

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi Nil
  • Game Of Throw-Ins
  • 99 Problems But A Pitch Ain’t One
  • Goal Goal Power Rangers
  • ABCDE FC
  • This Is Norway To Play Soccer
  • She Was Only XI
  • Grass To Mouth FC
  • Two Goals One Cup

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