Man Saves Woman From Errant Free Kick With A Towering Header

Yesterday, Dag & Red visited York Road, the home of Maidenhead United in the fifth tier of English football, and recorded a 1-0 victory over the home side. If Maidenhead is now looking for answers to shore up its defense, they could do worse than sign this guy from the crowd. 

Harnessing his inner Virgil van Diijk, this siege tower of a lad outmuscled his marker (presumably his girlfriend), timed his jump to perfection and planted a remarkable headed clearance back towards the pitch — all while wearing a beanie. 

A statue of this moment should be erected outside the stadium. Give him the keys to Berkshire. Give him the Ballon d’Or. Name him dictator for life. His girl should’ve immediately done a role reversal and got down on one knee and proposed to him.

These are all things that should be happening because what a header.

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