The Portland Timbers Twitter account has won the internet. Everyone else can delete all their social media apps from their phones because there won’t be anything better on there ever.
After Netflix tried to be fun with a leading question seeking clever innuendo, the @TimbersFC admin came up with the best (worst?) reply of them all.
We have two DP slots open.
— Portland Timbers (@TimbersFC) December 6, 2019
We’re done.
Kids, don’t ask your parents what this means. They’ll just drag you into a conversation about TAM and GAM and filling slots that will scar you for life.
C'mon @MerrittPaulson ... I know you still check Twitter! Throw a little something extra into your SM staff's paychecks for this one @TimbersFC pic.twitter.com/saQb7ABqK6
— Steve Davis (@SteveDavis90) December 6, 2019
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