Brazilian internationals Neymar and Gabriel Jesus put on a show in a Red Bull five-a-side competition this weekend, embarrassing opponents while the Facebook broadcaster embarrassed himself with some truly godawful commentating.
It’s a difficult job trying hype a competition — and every single thing that happens in it — that’s obviously just for s**ts and giggles, but this guy clearly doesn’t know that Gabriel Jesus isn’t Gabigol — that’s fellow Brazilian Gabriel Barbosa, who plays for Inter Milan.
So Manchester City's Gabriel Jesus — for the length of this broadcast — is Gabigol while the Romanian team doesn’t really exist apart from being politely humiliated by Neymar. And everything is samba. A dribble? That’s samba. A goal? That’s definitely samba. A dance? That’s so samba that Blu and Jewel from Rio are about to fly across the court and drop some samba bird droppings on everyone.
