Josh Windass Shows He's Not Farting Around With Hat Trick For Rangers

Well, we know which way the wind was blowing for Rangers in their 3-0 victory over Fraserburgh Wednesday. It was blowing in the direction of Josh Windass.

Watch him wind up and bury a penalty for his first goal of the day.

Joshua Windass with the goal for Rangers against Fraserburgh @WindassJnr #rangers @meganhotson pic.twitter.com/llsgXIGDBB

— Michael (@Zlatan_79797979) January 31, 2018

Wind. Ass.

Josh Windass with his 2nd goal of the game for Rangers against Fraserburgh 0-2 #rangers #windass pic.twitter.com/JGNvVyF6es

— Michael (@Zlatan_79797979) January 31, 2018

He hit the third to wind the game down for Rangers.

Josh Windass is going home with the match ball tonight after completing his hat trick for Rangers against Fraserburgh #Rangers pic.twitter.com/G00Me8Xp9j

— Michael (@Zlatan_79797979) January 31, 2018

Call it an asshat.

(We don't know if Josh Windass has a girlfriend, but if he does, do you think he refers to her as the "windlass?")