The Best American Mens Players Of All Time

Here are the top 18 United States Mens National Team Players Of All Time.

#18. Christian Pulisic

Sure, he’ never played in a Gold Cup or a World Cup, but there’s no denying the obvious talent of padawan Pulisic. With seven goals throughout the latest qualifying cycle, the Borussia Dortmund attacker did everything in his power to get the U.S. to Russia, but, unfortunately.. You know lets just not talk about that.

#17. Kasey Keller 

A Ball's Life: Nice Try USA

Brace yourself, 80% of America.

The United States did NOT make the World Cup.

That's right, I'm no longer subject to the agony of your punts, your boots, toe pokes, lumps, hoofs, and miscontrols.

Without you it's gonna be a summer of love in Russia.

Just sensual touches and the blissful absence of Michael Bradley.