Bitter Englishman: Don't Screw This Up, USA

The United States recently won the right to host the 2026 World Cup alongside Mexico and Canada — wait, Canada? That can’t be right. So the U.S. will host the 2026 World Cup and the Bitter Englishman just hopes they don’t screw it up.

This is America’s best chance to show the world they actually care about football — and not the pre-game kneeling, head-bashing kind either. The U.S. loves its soccer, or football, or whatever the hell you want to call it — I’ve seen it with my own eyes.