If we had the resources, I would’ve recreated this goal in clay animation, but our clay animation studio is not finished yet. We are sending Sam Klomhaus out to procure clay so I can begin.
Marcel Schafer’s leg just reminds me of Gumby. I’ve never seen a leg move like that and not been sick to my stomach at the outcome. He’s got Gumby ligaments or ligaments like Street Fighter’s Dhalsim.
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Schafer’s appeared eight times for the German national team so his ability to kick a football super hard shouldn’t come as a surprise, but he hits it with such violence that the ball never stops moving — even after it hits the back of the net.
Gumby has created a perpetual motion machine and broken the laws of thermodynamics.
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