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Soccer Moms Clothesline Player With Motivational Banner

When are these banners going to get banned from sporting events? We’ve seen them go wrong so many times that you would think some governing body at some school would put their foot down and ban the things, thus setting a precedent that would lead to a nationwide ban. How many cheerleaders need to get bulldozed by a varsity football team before we see some real change?

And now, this scourge of the unfortunate has reached our children. Our sweet, innocent, soccer playing children. 

And who enabled it? Soccer moms of course. First they wouldn’t let their kids have sugary cereals in the morning, and now they make them run though a death trap before they can play? There’s going to be hell to pay. God help them if they forgot to bring half-time snacks. 

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