Scoring from midfield has become old hat. We, with the immaculate tastes that we have, have had quite enough of it. After watching Gareth Bale almost do it, and then seeing some Argentinian nobody actually do it, it just seems so…conventionally exceptional. The internet age demands the exceptionally exceptional, and thankfully that’s exactly what the Norwegians have provided.
You have seen Beckham, Rooney, and Suarez all score from midfield. They all did it with their feet. You have never, ever see someone score from midfield with their head, further than midfield, from their own half.
Now that is truly, exceptionally, exceptional.