Every Inch Of Zlatan Perfectly Portrayed In New Statue
These days, you’re not a football star if you don’t have a statue. Whether it’s been possessed by a demon or part of a prank, everyone from Cristiano Ronaldo to David Beckham has one. So of course, there’s a Zlatan statue now.
In classic Zlatan Ibrahimovic style, however, this statue one-ups every other soccer sculpture we know of, because this nine-foot statue features the Swedish icon almost completely nude, showing off every inch of his chiseled physique.
We are Zweden!!! pic.twitter.com/X1U2wysggN— Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) October 8, 2019
The bronze Zlatan statue was sculpted by Swede Peter Linde and unveiled Tuesday in Ibrahimovic’s hometown of Malmö, Sweden. Commissioned by the Swedish FA, it took four years to make and weighs 1,100 pounds, or about a fraction of Zlatan’s ego.
Zlatan began his pro career in Sweden with Malmö FF before moving on to Ajax. He’s also played for Juventus, Inter Milan, Barcelona, AC Milan, PSG, Manchester United and the LA Galaxy, winning trophies everywhere he’s gone (except LA).
“You have players who win trophies, you have players who get statues, then you have players who receive both trophies and statues,” Ibrahimovic said.
— LA Galaxy (@LAGalaxy) October 8, 2019
Ibrahimovic tried to get all area schoolkids to attend the unveiling, but the Malmo schools said Zlatan didn’t have the authority to pull the children from class. It’s probably for the best, since the Zlatan statue isn’t exactly G rated.
Malmö/Sverige Vi ses imorgon, tisdag kl 15.00 på Malmö stadion för avtäckning av statyn. Zlatan ger ledigt till alla ungdomar från malmö skolor att delta under ceremonin!— Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) October 7, 2019
Zlatan celebrated his 38th birthday last week but still looks better naked than you ever will. We looked but could not find the reasoning behind making the statue wear nothing but what we assume is CR7-branded underwear. Our best guess is the artist is comparing Zlatan to Jesus.
It is still a bit creepy though.
my therapist: the zlatan statue can't hurt you, he isn't real
the zlatan statue: pic.twitter.com/77UCSTOYx2— ellen (@PR1ST1NE) October 8, 2019