Invasion Of The Killer Nutmegs

These nutmegs were so destructive the players on the receiving end have almost certainly died.

Nutmegs are among the most brutal ways for a footballer to humiliate an opponent. Something about the act of a football going in between a footballer's legs and geting collected on the other side can leave one drained of one's will to live. The following videos are of nutmegs so ruthless we highly doubt any of the players on the receiving end have ever been seen again.

This is like one of those Oscars "In Memoriam" montages but for footballers.

(Sad piano music plays)

This is a better advertisement for keeping one's legs closed than any abstinence-only sex-ed course you could dream up. We are going to have nightmares after this.

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