Gumby Hits A Banger From Too Far Out

If we had the resources, I would’ve recreated this goal in clay animation, but our clay animation studio is not finished yet. We are sending Sam Klomhaus out to procure clay so I can begin.

Marcel Schafer’s leg just reminds me of Gumby. I’ve never seen a leg move like that and not been sick to my stomach at the outcome. He’s got Gumby ligaments or ligaments like Street Fighter’s Dhalsim. 

Gooooooooal!

Schafer’s appeared eight times for the German national team so his ability to kick a football super hard shouldn’t come as a surprise, but he hits it with such violence that the ball never stops moving — even after it hits the back of the net.

Gumby has created a perpetual motion machine and broken the laws of thermodynamics.