The Player With The Greatest Name Just Scored The Greatest Goal

USL side FC Cincinnati hasn't even played a proper competitive match yet, but that hasn't stopped them from scoring an absolute worldie. In a friendly match against Icelandic side KR Reykjavik, a long ball was cleared only as far as Corben Bone (yes, that is his real name), who took it on the volley first time. The end result? Let's just say that Reykjavik were totally boned. Sorry, that was bad.

FC Cincinnati are about a month away from their inaugural season, having only been announced in August 2015. Aside from Corben 'Thunderboots' Bone, the side also boasts the likes of ex-Colorado Rapids striker Omar Cummings and ex-Philadelphia Union draft pick, Antoine Hoppenot. FC Cincinnati open up their first USL season at the Charleston Battery on March 26. If they keep producing world-class goals like this, we think they shouldn't have too much to worry about.