Peter Crouch Is The Banter King Of The Champions League, Even Though He Isn't Playing In It

Peter Crouch has got jokes. This has already been established, but Crouch re-established it after the Champions League draw Thursday when he saw Tottenham, his former club, had once again been drawn with Real Madrid.

Real Madrid for spurs . If they don't have an idiot sent off early they have a great chance

— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) August 24, 2017

For those of you who don't get the reference, Back in 2011 in the Champions League quarterfinals Crouch was sent off in the 14th minute against Real Madrid after crunching Sergio Ramos, not learning his lesson then crunching Marcelo.

Still, great self-deprecating joke. Peter Crouch remains the EPL player we'd most like to grab a beer with.