Bitter Englishman: Premier League Season Preview

90 days. That’s how long you had to rest and recover between the finish of the last Premier League season and the start of the new one.

The football obviously never ends, but at least the World Cup gave us a much-needed break from Manchester City rolling everyone and Arsenal giving us a very real glimpse into the experience of eternal damnation.

On August 10, we do it all again! 

Mo Salah Proves He’s Mortal With Awful Basketball Display

At this point, it’s hard to imagine Mo Salah being picked last for anything. He’s already a Liverpool hero having scored 43 goals in all competitions in his first season at Anfield. And, well, Egypt is so obsessed with him after he led the Pharoahs to their first World Cup in 28 years that schools have been renamed after him. If you want to win, if you need a clutch performance, Salah is probably your first choice.