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Giorgio Chiellini Got His MBA, So He Can Start Making Real Money Now

Giorgio Chiellini has had a good go of this "professional footballer" thing but everyone knows the real money is in business. That's why it was a wise choice for Chiellini to set himself up for the future by getting his MBA from the University of Turin.

Many doors have opened with this degree. Chiellini can go into finance, sales, marketing, management, systems analysis, systems administration, operations or even entrepreneurship.

Everyone knows the benefits of an MBA: you get to work yourself to death forever at a job you hate but you get a little bit more money. Chiellini is just being pragmatic.

Sure, his career in football was a bit of a lark, but it's time to buckle down and get serious about his financial goals instead of goals on a football pitch. Football is just too inconsistent for a man his age; you never know when you'll change jobs or even find yourself out of a job. No, Giorgio Chiellini needs to find a company with good benefits, work his way up to c-level, get some equity and then retire comfortably. It's only practical.

Congratulations, Giorgio Chiellini. You've got big things ahead, buddy. Maybe you'll even make partner. What a delight that would be.

(H/T Juventus)

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