David Beckham is football royalty, but he’s got nothing on the actual English (constitutional) monarchy. Nonetheless, we caught a glimpse of David Beckham at the royal wedding between some prince and some American and he was looking fine as hell, as one would expect.
I’ll be honest: Could I care less about the royal wedding itself? Yay for an American marrying its way into the royal family, but it’s not like either Prince Harry or Meghan Markle will have any real power in government. I miss the days when royal weddings meant something, like when Queen Victoria was essentially the grandmother of Europe.
But I bet Anglophiles like you can’t get enough of the royal wedding. How do I know this? Because you already clicked on this link. That, or you were confused by the subhead of David Beckham in Deadpool commercials, which is totally worth checking out too. Personally, I’d rather watch Deadpool than another second of wedding coverage, but I’m just an unmarried man typing next to a cat.
So without further ado, here are some pictures David Beckham at the royal wedding.
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David Beckham At The Royal Wedding
David Beckham of course attended the wedding with his wife Victoria, formerly known as Posh Spice of the Spice girls. She looks a bit bored here though.
Becks gives a wry smile after taking off his sunglasses. He’s probably confused as to why there’s sun in England.
I hope neck tattoos never go out of style.
Notice how far away Posh is from David. Perhaps we have a Melania-Donald situation going on here?
Oh good, we have some handholding. Ignore my previous statement. All is well.
I’m going to assume these folks in red robes are part of some weird sex cult. Good on you England for being sex positive.
Oh no, the glasses are coming back on.
OK, please take those off again.
Wait, did Beckham steal those glasses from Sir Elton John?
David Beckham finally became an owner of a soccer team in January. He was seen talking to Elton John, at the wedding, perhaps inquiring the legendary rock star about his ownership of Watford. Perhaps this is when he stole his sunglasses.
And finally, here’s a fancy black-and-white photo of David Beckham at the royal wedding, because it just looks cool.