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PES 18 Christian Pulisic Looks More Like Christian Pulisic Than Actual Christian Pulisic

Which do you like more, PES or FIFA? Just kidding, I don't really care. PES used to be the best, but then FIFA was the best. Now, it depends on who you ask, but I'm not asking you. I know you're biased, and you probably like FIFA because its got all those fancy licenses, allowing you cozy up next to Bob Bradley on the sidelines of the Liberty Stadium.

Or you like PES because you're a nefarious hipster that studied abroad in Berlin so you could crunch expected goals diagrams without Uncle Sam spying on your findings.

To each their own. I'm just here to report on the latest from PES and their dalliance into freakishly real facial reconstruction. It’s going well at Konami gaming studios. They're on the verge of a major breakthrough.

Whether or not their employees are able to sleep at night knowing that they’re literally imprisoning actual beings in an endless soccer simulation that’ll be discarded in a year is another matter.

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"What is my purpose?" Photo: @PESVERSUSFIFA | Twitter

 So who’s going to take the title this year? Well, if its Antoine Griezmann’s luscious locks you desire, there’s clearly only one winner.

Add AquiNoPasaNada on Xbox Live if you want to meet your maker, who you'll soon find is actually Aleksandar Mitrovic.

 

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