If That’s Goodbye, What A Batshit Ending To Gigi Buffon’s Career

If we’ve just witnessed Gianluigi Buffon’s final UEFA Champions League game, it was somewhat fitting given the plethora of fresh hells this competition has provided him with over the years. For half an hour, it looked like the footballing gods were finally smiling upon Italy’s favorite son — Juventus had miraculously turned around a three-goal deficit at the Bernabeu, and Buffon had recorded five vital saves to make it happen.

The first hour was a sports producer’s wet dream. For every Mario Mandzukic or Blaise Matuidi goal, there was Buffon — gesticulating wildly in the face of ephemerality and screaming at Giorgio Chiellini about the importance of the brotherhood of man and winning aerial duels.  

Gianluigi Buffon red card vs Real Madrid

"Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Photo: @SoccerAM | Twitter 

The quest for Champions League title No. 1 was well and truly on, but then it wasn’t. Instead, Buffon incurred a different, extremely unpleasant first — like losing your virginity to a cheese grater — his first UCL sending off.

Referee Michael “The Alpha and The Omega” Oliver sent him off for what must’ve been some extremely rude universal language, and Wojciech Szczesny was presented with the opportunity to watch Cristiano Ronaldo pop his top off. 

After 117 appearances and 50 clean sheets in the competition, that could be the end. It was a wonderful ride, ruined by Cristiano Ronaldo time after time.

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