CHRISTIAN PULISIC PRESEASON GOAL ALERT

The season starts in a few weeks, and there's still some room on the Christian Pulisic bandwagon.

Everyone knows Christian Pulisic is the light and the salvation, but VfL Bochum were reminded of that fact on Saturday during a preseason friendly draw.

Sure, it's just a preseason friendly, and sure, it ended in a draw and sure, VfL Bochum are not exactly Champions League quality opposition but Christian Pulisic scored a goal and we need something to hold on to.

Lionel Messi never scored for Borussia Dortmund with his chest in a preseason friendly against VfL Bochum on a Saturday. People forget that. His chest! Everyone knows the chest is the most American part of the body because we Americans ARE ALL HEART. USA! USA! USA! 

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