CHRISTIAN PULISIC PRESEASON GOAL ALERT
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Everyone knows Christian Pulisic is the light and the salvation, but VfL Bochum were reminded of that fact on Saturday during a preseason friendly draw.
— SportsNotes (@SportsNotes23) July 22, 2017
Sure, it's just a preseason friendly, and sure, it ended in a draw and sure, VfL Bochum are not exactly Champions League quality opposition but Christian Pulisic scored a goal and we need something to hold on to.
Lionel Messi never scored for Borussia Dortmund with his chest in a preseason friendly against VfL Bochum on a Saturday. People forget that. His chest! Everyone knows the chest is the most American part of the body because we Americans ARE ALL HEART. USA! USA! USA!