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America Votes Olivier Giroud The Hottest Player In The Premier League

In what is perhaps the only piece of silverware likely to end up at The Emirates this season, Arsenal's Olivier Giroud has been voted the Premier League's "Hottest Player" by a poll of 250 women across America. Accepting his award, the visibly emotional and evidently proud Frenchman thanked his parents, his fake tanner, his botox technician and his waxer:

Congratulations Olivier, you earned it.

And commiserations to both Marouane Chamakh and Rio Ferdinand, who were considered the "ugliest" by those women identifying themselves as over-60 and bisexual respectively. We're sure they're gently sobbing themselves to sleep as we speak.

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