The Best (Worst?) MLS Stadium Food For The 2022 Season
We're almost three months into the 2022 MLS season, affording us enough time to showcase some of the most exciting new stadium food options after collecting them from the Bible of arena grub, @FootyScran.
It's the best account around to make you both incredibly hungry and excited for Saturday, although the reaction to MLS food usually justifiably ranges from "that looks delicious" to "why the hell are they paying $25 for chicken over there?"
What is scran?
Scran is food. The connotations, however, typically call for food that's cheap, tasty and filling, so stadium food is a perfect example of scran (as are hangover foods).
Scran can also be a verb, with its earliest recorded use going back as far as 1825. "Going to scran" or "to be out scranning" were phrases used by children going out to spend money on sweet-meats, and that use has carried on to the present day.
Best Stadium Food In America (MLS 2022)
LA Galaxy: Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dog ($13)
Atlanta United: Drunken Jamaican Jerk Whole Chicken ($22)
Atlanta United: Korean Pork Belly Bulgogi ($20)
Chicago Fire: Ice Cream Nachos ($12)
Philadelphia Union: White Pizza With Broccoli ($7)
Vancouver Whitecaps: Beef Short Rib Bowl ($12)
Nashville SC: Pork Belly Mac And Cheese ($12)
Nashville SC: Chicken Nachos ($12)
Vancouver Whitecaps: Chili Dog And Beer ($16)
Vancouver Whitecaps: The Beast's Rib ($30)
Vancouver Whitecaps: Mini Donuts And Lemonade ($20)
Toronto FC: Jerk Chicken Poutine ($15)
Toronto FC: Deep Fried Spaghetti And Meatball ($11)
Houston Dynamo: Chili cheese dog ($14)
DC United: Prawn Sandwich ($13)
Minnesota United: Unicorn Pancakes ($8)
Seattle Sounders: Pulled Pork ($15)
Austin FC: Sonoran Hot Dog ($8)
Austin FC: Burrito Asadero ($16)
Austin FC: Carne Asada And Al Pastor Tacos ($14)
Charlotte FC: Hawaiian Loaded Fries ($12)
Columbus Crew: Chicken Sandwich ($13)
Columbus Crew: Creampuff Pastry With Banana Ice Cream And Fudge ($8)
NYCFC: Buffalo Chicken Tenders ($14)
LAFC: Korean Fried Chicken And Waffle Fries ($16)
LA Galaxy: Korean Fried Chicken And Waffle Fries ($28)
CF Montreal: Tacos, Burritos And Fries ($12)
Orlando City: Fried Chicken Bao Buns ($6)
Orlando City: Loaded Fries ($9)
Sporting Kansas City: Mozzarella sticks ($13)