Danny Welbeck Hits One So Poorly That He Almost Snaps His Own Foot In Half

Danny Welbeck is part of the pantheon of great English forwards who do not score goals. That’d seem to be a terrible oxymoron, but you forget that supporters love a grafter. If you had to rely on one striker to effectively man-mark a center back out of a match, it’d be Danny Welbeck.

I don’t know why you’d ever employ that tactic, but that’s the highest praise I can bestow on Welbeck. 

Introducing Danny Welbeck, the ultimate winger. pic.twitter.com/mW0gfa2XPa

— Terje (@ArsenalTerje) March 1, 2018

After scoring four goals in 20 appearances last season, he’s got five from 29 this time around. 

Although he didn’t get on the scoresheet in Arsenal’s 2-0 victory over Milan at the San Siro today, it looks like he effectively marked Leonardo Bonucci out of the game.