Jeison Murrilo Wiggled With It And Hit A Bicycle Kick Straight From A Corner

Jeison Murillo scored a worldy for Inter Milan Tuesday as his side defeated Bologna in the Coppa Italia, 3-2, to advance to the quarterfinals. Jeison Murillo reminds me of Jason Derulo and then I hear that little toy flute loop from “Wiggle” in my head.

Do-do-do-do-do-dooooo

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle

Murillo went ham sandwich on this bicycle kick. He went patty cake, patty cake with no hands. Just a right foot like a goddamn club, connecting straight from the corner while the Bologna defenders cower in fear wondering: “How do you fit all that . . . in them jeans?”

And the FIFA Puskas Award 2017 goes to #Murillo Amazing Bicycle Kick Goal (HD)

Goal of the season. #Inter #FCIM #amala #ForzaInter pic.twitter.com/sumOeq7Glk

— Enjoy Inter News (@EnjoyInterNews) January 17, 2017

Jeison Murillo’s just like Jason Derulo. Let’s all make it clap, clap, cap for this effort.

Oh God, no, stop.