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The Best (Worst?) MLS Stadium Food For The 2022 Season

We're almost three months into the 2022 MLS season, affording us enough time to showcase some of the most exciting new stadium food options after collecting them from the Bible of arena grub, @FootyScran.

It's the best account around to make you both incredibly hungry and excited for Saturday, although the reaction to MLS food usually justifiably ranges from "that looks delicious" to "why the hell are they paying $25 for chicken over there?" 

What is scran? 

Scran is food. The connotations, however, typically call for food that's cheap, tasty and filling, so stadium food is a perfect example of scran (as are hangover foods). 

Scran can also be a verb, with its earliest recorded use going back as far as 1825. "Going to scran" or "to be out scranning" were phrases used by children going out to spend money on sweet-meats, and that use has carried on to the present day.  

Best Stadium Food In America (MLS 2022) 

LA Galaxy: Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dog ($13) 

LA Galaxy hot dog

Atlanta United: Drunken Jamaican Jerk Whole Chicken ($22)

Atlanta United chicken

Atlanta United: Korean Pork Belly Bulgogi ($20)

Atlanta United

Chicago Fire: Ice Cream Nachos ($12)

Chicago Fire

Philadelphia Union: White Pizza With Broccoli ($7)

Philadelphia Union

Vancouver Whitecaps: Beef Short Rib Bowl ($12)

Vancouver Whitecaps

Nashville SC: Pork Belly Mac And Cheese ($12)

Nashville SC food

Nashville SC: Chicken Nachos ($12)

Chicken Nachos

Vancouver Whitecaps: Chili Dog And Beer ($16)

Vancouver Whitecaps food

Vancouver Whitecaps: The Beast's Rib ($30)

Vancouver Whitecaps food

Vancouver Whitecaps: Mini Donuts And Lemonade ($20)

Vancouver Whitecaps food

Toronto FC: Jerk Chicken Poutine ($15)

Toronto FC food

Toronto FC: Deep Fried Spaghetti And Meatball ($11)

Toronto FC food

Houston Dynamo: Chili cheese dog ($14)

Houston Dynamo food

DC United: Prawn Sandwich ($13)

DC United food

Minnesota United: Unicorn Pancakes ($8)

Minnesota United food

Seattle Sounders: Pulled Pork ($15)

Seattle Sounders food

Austin FC: Sonoran Hot Dog ($8)

Austin FC food

Austin FC: Burrito Asadero ($16)

Austin FC food

Austin FC: Carne Asada And Al Pastor Tacos ($14)

Austin FC food

Charlotte FC: Hawaiian Loaded Fries ($12)

Charlotte FC food

Columbus Crew: Chicken Sandwich ($13)

Columbus Crew food

Columbus Crew: Creampuff Pastry With Banana Ice Cream And Fudge ($8)

Columbus Crew food

NYCFC: Buffalo Chicken Tenders ($14)

NYCFC food

LAFC: Korean Fried Chicken And Waffle Fries ($16)

LAFC food

LA Galaxy: Korean Fried Chicken And Waffle Fries ($28)

LA Galaxy food

CF Montreal: Tacos, Burritos And Fries ($12)

CF Montreal food

Orlando City: Fried Chicken Bao Buns ($6)

Orlando City food

Orlando City: Loaded Fries ($9)

Orlando City food

Sporting Kansas City: Mozzarella sticks ($13)

Sporting Kansas City food

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