Bitter Englishman: No Soccer To Watch

Guys, I have to confess. I’m at a loss for words… With football coming to a halt due to the coronavirus pandemic, I don’t have anything to be bitter about.

Naw I’m just fuckin’ with ya. I’m mad as hell ‘cause I can’t get my football fix!

Like any good Englishman, I love my football. I live for the weekend when I devour every bit of Premier League with little regard to my personal wellbeing. A healthy dose of other leagues around the globe helps wash down those particularly devastating Everton defeats.