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Russian Porn Star Promises Footballer 16 Hours Of Sex

Aleksander Kokorin has to score 5 goals before the end of the season in order to earn, um, a relaxing end to the year.


Is there someone writing scripts for with things for Russians to do? You’d have a hard time convincing us other wise right now. This story seems to hit so many stereotypes of our comrades across the pacific that it is bordering on ridiculous. Yet, believe us; this is real. 

Thank you, Complex. As Americans, how are we supposed to feel good about our double stacked, bacon cheese donut burgers without having stories like these?

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