In an absolutely stunning revelation, UEFA announced Friday it has launched a financial fair play investigation into Paris Saint-Germain.
The French club merely made the two most expensive transfers of all time in one month, signing Neymar from Barcelona for $263 million and securing a loan from Monaco for Kylian Mbappe that will eventually involve (after this fiscal year ends, though, so they won't be on the hook for that fee in this investigation) a transfer fee of more than $223 million.
In other news:
The sky is blue.
The grass is green.
Cristiano Ronaldo is beautiful.
Donald Trump has goofy hair.
Arsene Wenger is naïve.
The Dutch can’t win.
Baseball is boring.
Golf is more boring.
NASCAR is most boring.
The Mayweather-McGregor fight was rigged.
FIFA > PES.
I suck at fantasy sports.
Water is wet.
Hurricanes suck.
Global warming is real.
Christian Pulisic is the next Pele.
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