Mario Balotelli may be short of friends in Liverpool's front office, but he isn't alone and miserable.
The out-of-favor striker, who Liverpool are actively shopping, has met some ducks to make up for the lack of human companionship in Liverpool.
Remember the last time you went to nature and everybody was like "don't feed the animals it's bad and dangerous?" Balotelli has decided to ignore those warnings in favor of inviting his feathered friends inside and offering them a bote to eat (note: the warnings are correct and you should not do this).
Those ducks are going to get used to Mario feeding them and they're gonna come back over and over and over again and become dependent on his bread for their food, which, if companionship is what he's going for, is perfect, but if/when Liverpool get rid of him the ducks will have no food and starve.
This is, as far as we know, the third-dumbest thing Mario has been caught doing inside his own house, after setting fireworks off in his bathroom and having the cops called on him for allegedly burglarizing himself.
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