Gabriel Jesus had quite the full EPL debut for Manchester City Wednesday against West Ham, scoring and assisting in a 4-0 win.
Oh, and he farted on Fabian Delph. I am not making this up.
From Goal.com:
But the 4-0 victory took its toll on the youngster's digestive system, as he admitted to Fernandinho in remarks picked up by microphones in Portuguese.
"I just died man, I'm done. I just farted, right over there on [Fabian] Delph," he said to his Brazilian team-mate at the final whistle.
That is not a good way to introduce yourself to your new teammates. It is, however, a good way to endear yourself to idiot bloggers like me who need stuff to write about.
In the words of Darren Rovell, this is tremendous content.
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