The three final nominees for the Best FIFA Men's Award have been announced, and, whoo boy, you better sit down and buckle your seatbelt. Go find a seat with a seatbelt. Sit on it. Buckle it.
The three finalists are:
Woww who could have possibly seen that coming? I'm out of breath.
— FIFA.com (@FIFAcom) September 22, 2017
So, to recap: the nominees for the award given to the best player in the world are . . . the best three players in the world?
Someone tell those chuckleheads voting for the women's award this is how the system is supposed to actually work.