Cristiano Ronaldo Is Hawking Camo Underpants Now
Do you feel the urge to go hunting and also are not a big fan of pants or shirts? Cristiano Ronaldo has a special product just for you!
— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) October 27, 2017
Now, you can stalk all sorts of game: bighorn sheep, mule deer, elk, bear, white-tailed deer, duck, quail, bobcat, fox, wild boar, whatever you feel up to stalking without pants or a shirt.
Camouflage underpants! Now I've seen everything! Except I haven't seen them, reader, because they are camouflage.