Inter Miami

Our 4-Year-Old Boy Has Really Become An Insufferable Little Monster

It's been over four years since Lionel Messi, wearing a hoodie and with his hands stuffed in his pockets, awkwardly faced a cellphone camera and uttered those now infamous words: "¡Hola David!"

I wish I'd never lived to see the day.

The Best (Worst?) MLS Stadium Food For The 2022 Season

We're almost three months into the 2022 MLS season, affording us enough time to showcase some of the most exciting new stadium food options after collecting them from the Bible of arena grub, @FootyScran.

It's the best account around to make you both incredibly hungry and excited for Saturday, although the reaction to MLS food usually justifiably ranges from "that looks delicious" to "why the hell are they paying $25 for chicken over there?" 

What is scran? 

David Beckham Gives His Take On United's ‘Tough’ Season And Ronaldo's Uncertain Future

Manchester United are set to undergo major changes after another disappointing season but former midfielder David Beckham hopes Cristiano Ronaldo sticks around for at least another year.

United's 4-0 hammering at Brighton & Hove Albion at the weekend means they cannot finish higher than sixth.

What's Going On With Giovani Dos Santos?

Giovani dos Santos is one of the most talented Mexican players of this century. I mean, nobody can doubt his skills as a baller and his iconic moments playing for El Tri, but at the same time, we all can agree on how exasperating and inconsistent his club resumé has been, which includes Barcelona, Tottenham, Villarreal, LA Galaxy and Ipswich Town, among others. 

Proof of this erratic and unpredictable career is the fact most people probably don't know where he is playing right now or if he is playing at all.

¡Siuuuu! Ronaldo Cisneros Marca Su Primer Gol En El Atlanta United

Si bien Javier Hernández no anotó este fin de semana, la cuota goleadora de futbolistas mexicanos no estuvo ausente en la MLS.

A cargo de los festejos esta vez estuvo Ronaldo Cisneros, quien anotó su primer gol con el jersey del Atlanta United.

Primer gol de Ronaldo Cisneros en la MLS

La conquista estuvo lejos de ser una oda a la belleza – vino después después de un par de rebotes – pero sirvió para que Atlanta se pusiera en ventaja en su visita al Inter Miami.

MLS Player You’ve Never Heard Of Spits Fire At Higuaín — ‘Fuck This Guy’

Gonzalo Higuaín hasn’t enjoyed the happy fun time he thought he’d have when he joined MLS in 2020. The Inter Miami striker, who has played for Real Madrid, Juventus and Chelsea, not to mention a World Cup final, famously lamented how surprised he was at the difficulty of playing in the U.S.

“I thought I would come here and play with a cigarette in my mouth, and instead it is difficult,” Higuaín said

MLS Opening Weekend Is Here: The Standout Storylines And Matches To Follow

Following the addition of expansion side Charlotte FC, Major League Soccer's opening weekend features all 28 teams in action with nine matches on Saturday, Feb. 26, and five on Sunday, Feb. 27.

MLS opening day 2022 has one match on FOX (Portland vs. New England) and one streamed on Twitter (LAFC vs. Colorado — also on Univision and TUDN), and play also takes center stage across the nation Sunday with one game on FS1 (Atlanta vs. Kansas City) and one on ESPN (LA Galaxy vs. NYCFC). 

Former USMNTer Retires To Join NWSL Coaching Ranks

Lee Nguyen was always one of the more technically gifted players in the USMNT player pool. For 15 years he played all over the globe, from the Netherlands to Vietnam, Los Angeles to Boston.

On Friday, he announced his retirement to focus on coaching, re-signing as an assistant coach with the NWSL’s Washington Spirit.

Texan Brek Shea Is Right At Home Catching Snakes In Florida

Inter Miami began preseason training for the 2022 campaign this week, and Brek Shea was back with the club after signing a new deal on Wednesday. At 31, Shea is a versatile winger/wingback/left back with international experience and a couple of trophies on his shelf. He’s an artist on and off the pitch. He’s also a Texan who isn’t afraid of snakes. 

Rodolfo Pizarro Volvió A Monterrey Y Hasta Su Perro Se Puso El Jersey De Rayados

Después de dos años sin muchas luces en el Inter Miami de la MLS, Rodolfo Pizarro está de regreso en el fútbol mexicano. Tras unos coqueteos con Chivas, el mediocampista finalmente puso su firma en un contrato que lo vincula al Monterrey.

En Rayados, Pizarro no es un extraño. De hecho, esta será la segunda experiencia del jugador en el equipo regio, tras lo hecho en la temporada 2018-19. En aquel entonces, The Joker fue fundamental para una campaña que incluyó el título del Apertura 2019 y la Liga de Campeones de la Concacaf.

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