A Valentine's Day Poem For Each Of Liverpool's 5 Goals Against Porto

Liverpool are red,

Porto are blue

The Reds won 5-0

And are (almost) certainly through

Sadio Mané gives Liverpool that all-important away goal!
https://t.co/PBVGc4p3t4

— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) February 14, 2018

Roses are red

Away goals are cool

That was a bit of a shitshow

Porto's goalkeeper is not very good

Salah with the great bit of skill to give Liverpool the two-goal advantage!

He now has 30 goals in all competitions for Liverpool this season.  https://t.co/uWOdBRLrQT

— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) February 14, 2018

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Mo Salah did a seal dribble

And then made it two

How to Counterattack 101, courtesy of Liverpool.  https://t.co/RCZvGwlXls

— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) February 14, 2018

Roses are red

Poems are tough

For Porto it looks like

It's about to get rough

Don't forget about Firmino...

The Brazilian with the calm finish to make it 4-0 for Liverpool. https://t.co/d1ELLNZ64Y

— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) February 14, 2018

Roses are red

Diamonds are fine

The counterattack is deadly

Guess what it's spinny-kick time

Porto 0-5 Liverpool Sadio Mane, hat-trick oh Mane Mane #UCL #PORLIVpic.twitter.com/88jkJbnmTo

— Le Coq (@LeCoqueliin) February 14, 2018

Roses are red

Hat tricks are fun

I only say that because

Sadio Mane got one