A Valentine's Day Poem For Each Of Liverpool's 5 Goals Against Porto

Liverpool hit Porto for five goals on Wednesday, including three from Sadio Mane.

Liverpool are red,

Porto are blue

The Reds won 5-0

And are (almost) certainly through

Roses are red

Away goals are cool

That was a bit of a shitshow

Porto's goalkeeper is not very good

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Mo Salah did a seal dribble

And then made it two

Roses are red

Poems are tough

For Porto it looks like

It's about to get rough

Roses are red

Diamonds are fine

The counterattack is deadly

Guess what it's spinny-kick time

Roses are red

Hat tricks are fun

I only say that because

Sadio Mane got one

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