Two Outrageous Screamers Are Always Better Than One

Who doesn't love a good screamer ? We live for those moments when a player just receives the ball, says "Well, f*** it," and then proceeds to wallop it with literally zero finesse. The soccer gods were apparently smiling this weekend because we got not one, but two outrageous screamers. 

Of course, we can't just have two screamers without determining which one is better. We're humans after all. Everything must be ranked and constrained to a value system otherwise we go crazy. With that in mind, here are the two fantastic goals. Which one is better? 

1. Victor Ayala

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The Paraguayan came off the bench for Lanus in their Argentinian Primera Division game against Banfield, and boy, would he make a difference. Ayala received the ball from a short free kick, and then fired a shot with so much power, he probably could have sunk a British frigate. 

2. Ludovic Obraniak 

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Maccabi Haifa player Ludovic Obraniak, for lack of a better analogy, went all Super Saiyan against Beitar Jerusalem. Seriously. That shot could do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. It is all of Newton's laws wrapped into one beautiful streak of glory. We're running out of metaphors. It's really good, alright? 

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