This Has To Be The Most Effective Drag Back Ever Executed

Sunday, Sept. 4 at 4:34 p.m. local time. Thanks to the timestamp on this security footage, we know exactly when the most effective drag back in the game's history occurred.

This looks like a pretty pleasant afternoon at the pub — elders sipping on beer and kids milling around with a football — but it ends in tragedy (a spilt foamer and funcussion). 

I like the reaction from full kit Benzema; looks up from his cellphone, glances over, and then it's straight back to business. He's probably refreshing a page on Benzema's status for the Madrid derby.