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Qatar Reportedly Sabotaged US And Australia 2022 World Cup Bids

Qatar’s 2022 World Cup just can’t seem to stay away from controversy. First it was the allegations of bribery, then it was the deaths of workers building the stadiums (still an ongoing issue), and more recently it was the decision to host the 2022 World Cup during November and December.

We Don’t Care If It Was Offside, This Touch From Juan Mata Was Sexy AF

It was a preseason friendly, but we don’t care. It was offside, but that doesn’t matter. The Juan Mata touch vs Liverpool on Saturday in Michigan was absolutely sublime.

England’s two most successful clubs faced off in front of more than 105,000 fans at the Big House on Saturday. While Liverpool coach Jurgen Klopp fielded a starting 11 close to his first choice, Jose Mourinho opted for a few more reserves. Where exactly Mata falls on that spectrum is debatable, but his ability is not. 

Watch Patrice Evra Live His Best Life With A Water Pig

Patrice Evra may not have a club for the upcoming season, nor has he officially retired, but that hasn’t stopped the former Manchester United player from living his best life. This hilarious Patrice Evra pig video serves as proof.

A Comparison Of Real Life Transfer Prices Against Football Manager

So much money has been tossed around already this transfer window, with the five major European leagues combining for over $3 billion worth of transfer fees.

That’s a lot of money. 

But, what if we compared the real life transfer prices with everyone’s favorite managerial video game, Football Manager 2018? 

Does The World Cup Really Have A Major Effect On Next Season’s Club Football?

If you want to watch something truly pathetic today, here’s Jose Mourinho, the manager of 20-time English champion Manchester United (squad value of just over $1 billion), acting scared shitless at the prospect of playing Brighton & Hove Albion (squad value of $183 million) in the second week of Premier League action because of the World Cup impact on club season preparations. 

The Return Of Belfast Celtic

The north of Ireland has been the epicenter of a religious struggle between Protestants and Catholics for centuries.

Ezequiel Barco Reportedly Benched For Romancing Teammate’s Girlfriend

Ezequiel Barco, the 19-year-old Argentine phenom who became Major League Soccer’s most expensive transfer when he joined Atlanta United for $15 million back in January, was withheld from Saturday’s match against DC United and will miss this weekend’s game against Montreal for “an act of indiscipline.” Now, SB Nation blog “Dirty South Soccer”

Andrés Iniestra Vs Ronaldo Duel Confuses Fans And Lights Up Liga MX

An Andrés Iniestra vs. Ronaldo duel may sound like a classic clash between two of LaLiga’s most historic figures.

But read carefully: It is not Barcelona’s Andrés Iniesta but rather Pumas UNAM Andrés Iniestra we are talking about.

Similarly, it is not Juventus’ Cristiano Ronaldo but Veracruz’s Ronaldo Prieto. 

The Beautiful Meaty French Forehead Of Olivier Giroud Is About To Get Meatier

Admirers of beauty around the world felt a strong disturbance in the force on Saturday. The mere thought on an Olivier Giroud shaved head will do that. 

Some folks are blessed with gorgeous faces, chiseled chins and beautiful hair. Others, like myself, would love to have just one of those traits. Giroud firmly falls into the former category, the Frenchman looking more like a model than a footballer. 

This Blooper-Infested Polish League Hype Video Will Get You Pumped For MLS

The top Polish league Ekstraklasa began play this week. 

WAIT! Come back!

Before you leave in boredom, let me remind you, the Polish league isn’t actually the worst league in the world. Well, OK, it’s one of the worst in Europe, not even cracking the top 20, but the Ekstraklasa is good for something.

Awful football! Entertainingly miserable soccer that is sure to make you laugh. 

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