Chicharito Hernández bagged his first goal of 2023 on Saturday and ended the miserable, winless hell the LA Galaxy were experiencing in MLS.

With four losses and three draws, the mood around the team was far from giddy and the absence of the Mexican striker was a big reason for the stinky start. Hernández had been struggling with muscular injuries and missed the first five matches of the campaign. Although he returned to play some minutes against the Houston Dynamo and provided an assist against LAFC, both games ended in defeat. 

Santiago Giménez cumplió 22 años el martes pasado y la idea era celebrar con el paso del Feyenoord a las semifinales de la Europa League.

If you only tuned into the last 10 minutes of the United States men’s national team's 1-1 draw vs. Mexico on Wednesday in the Continental Clásico friendly, then you saved yourself 80 minutes of suffering.

The USMNT made it five games in-a-row without a defeat to their archrivals thanks to a Jesús Ferreira equalizer in the 81st minute. 

Before I tell you about how awful the rest of the game was, let’s enjoy the big highlight of the game.

Se acabó el cabeceo con la pizarra. Diego Cocca tendría definida la alineación de México para su amistoso contra Estados Unidos, a jugarse este miércoles 19 de abril en Glendale, Arizona.

Etiquetado como "Clásico Continental", el partido es el primero de Cocca al mando del Tri y el primero de al menos dos que jugarán ambas selecciones este 2023.

AC Milan are in the Champions League semifinals after drawing Napoli 1-1 (for a 2-1 in aggregate) in the Stadio Diego Armando Maradona. The Rossoneri will play this stage for the first time since the 2006-07 season, but the history could have been completely different if referee Szymon Marciniak and VAR had not looked to the other side in a clear penalty not called on Mexican winger Hirving "Chucky" Lozano. 

I get that it could have been difficult to see it in real-time, but what were they doing at VAR? Watching Looney Tunes?

I don't know if Deiry Ramírez is going to become the next Mexican superstar or not. However, whatever happens with her career in the future, nobody can take away the fact that she once lived the dream. She scored a bicycle kick in her first-ever professional game at just 16 years old.

In doing it, she also became the youngest player ever to score in Liga MX Femenil. 

Deiry Ramírez bicycle kick

Deiry entered the field for the last half-hour of the game and scored the goal that sealed Tigres' 5-0 rout over Mazatlán only 13 minutes later. 

La Liga MX es como ninguna otra liga de fútbol en el mundo y una regla exclusiva al balompié mexicano haría posible que un equipo que quede en el lugar 13 de 18 se clasifique a la fase final del torneo. No, no es broma.

Y todo tiene que ver con Querétaro.

Ajax venció a FC Emmen por 3-1, en un duelo redondo para Edson Álvarez y Jorge Sánchez. Los mexicanos incluso conectaron en la apertura de la cuenta, en una imagen que desató una tormenta de emojis con ojitos en forma de corazón. 

Sánchez además aportó con una asistencia y fue elegido el hombre del partido, un logro quizás inesperado, pero motivante considerando las penurias que ha vivido durante la campaña

Gol de Jorge Sánchez vs FC Emmen

La conquista del lateral se produjo en el minuto 22 a balón detenido y tuvo la colaboración de Machín.