Bitter Englishman: NFL, Stop Sending Us Your Trash

This season marked the 12th straight year the NFL has played at least one game in London. 

NFL executives across the pond like to think we Brits care about American football, but really we just turn out for the spectacle once or twice a year and then go back to completely ignoring the barbaric sport. 

We Europeans enjoy a more refined game of Cruyff Turns and Zidane Roulettes, not 300-pound linemen smashing into each other like some daft Russian ultras.