Manchester City cannot get it done in Europe. Again. Yes, we know that there is still another entire leg of Barcelona and Manchester City’s round of 16 clash, but let’s be realistic, Manchester City are not going to win 2-0 in the Camp Nou. Even 2-1 is hard too see. Another year has gone by, and it seems as if we are watching the same old Manchester City that crashed out of the group stages in 2012-13, and couldn’t prove that they were one of the top 8 clubs in Europe in 2013-14.

The fun of this year’s Premier League has not been the two-team competition for the title. That was largely decided before the season started, when Jose Mourinho signed Diego Costa and brought back Thibaut Courtois. Chelsea blowing their lead now - even reduced to five points - would be stunning.

Every once in a while a commercial makes you forget that you are being sold something, and Heineken just pulled off that feat in spades. 

In this video a bunch of random dudes walk into a convenience store for lunch and are propositioned by a ubiquitous fork in the road; watch the game or go to work? We feel sorry for any of the poor blokes that chose to go to work. 

Tuesday at 2:45 p.m. (EST), it all goes down. 

Either we are witnessing the greatest fall from grace, or the start of one heck of an epic comeback. Dortmund is currently 15th in the Bundesliga, just a single point ahead of the relegation zone, yet they have been on fire in the Champions League. If Dortmund goes on to win the Champions League only to be demoted domestically, it would be the first time ever in the tournament’s 65 year history.  

Let's be honest. Almost no one likes Chelsea — arguably not even Chelsea’s fans like Chelsea. People around the world have notoriously little respect for the anyone associated with the club. We would like to think that there are good Chelsea fans — in fact we know there are, our faith in humanity hasn’t been decimated to that extent...