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Roberto Firmino Is The Most Delightful Player In The Premier League
Roberto Firmino is incredible, not just because he scores goals like this:
RT PotterReacts "RT TitanicOnThings: Firmino's goal vs Stoke is better with the Titanic music... pic.twitter.com/NdGMHQRhWM"
— Holmes Apprentice (@Alykeeet) April 10, 2017
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Brazil Punch Their Ticket To Russia With A Style That Can Only Be Described As Brazilian
After three straight World Cups of the “Brazilian way” appearing to be nothing more than a fabricated lie engineered by Nike to sell more shoes or a conveniently easy Brazil pregame special for Fox Sports’ Rob Stone, the Brazilian creed of joga bonito is suddenly back in its full glory.
Brazil have become the second side to qualify for the 2018 World Cup, alongside hosts Russia. A team in the CONMEBOL region punching their ticket with over a year to go before the finals, and with four matches still remaining in qualifying, is heinous.
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In The Year Of The Blown 3-1 Lead, Borussia Dortmund Did It Best
The 3-1 lead has taken a beating this year. The Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA finals. The Oklahoma City Thunder and Los Angeles Clippers also blew 3-1 leads in the NBA playoffs. The Cleveland Inidians blew a 3-1 lead in the World Series.
In the "year in review" pieces declaring 2016 the year of the blown 3-1 lead, one notable choker has consistently been overlooked.
Borussia Dortmund.
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Roberto Firmino Has The Whitest Teeth In The Premier League
Here is a video of Roberto Firmino's highlights so far this season:
Whoops! We have just been informed that this is in fact not Roberto Firmino's 2016 Liverpool highlight video. We apologize.
That video should be about Roberto Firmino, though, because Roberto Firmino's teeth are incredible.
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Roberto Firmino's Release Clause Shows Just How Salty Liverpool Are At Arsenal
Roberto Firmino's Liverpool contract reveals a level of saltiness that's not been seen in these parts for quite some time.
What follows is my favorite paragraph of soccer journalism so far in 2016.
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Roberto Firmino And Liverpool Just Got The Ronaldinho Seal Of Approval
If you are a Liverpool fan, you should be pretty stoked right now. Your transfer window has gone from about as underwhelming as James Milner at Karaoke Night, to downright exciting, like James Milner at…well, it’s exciting. Just know that.