VIDEO: Player Gets Eyelid Stuck In Zipper

Well, Graham Cummins is going to be famous on the internet now. The Irishman, who plays for St. Johnstone in the Scottish Premiership, did something we at The18 have not seen before.

HOW?! St Johnstone forward Graham Cummins somehow managed to get his eyelid caught in his tracksuit zip! pic.twitter.com/bNj3drY84j

— The Football Café (@thefootballcafe) July 24, 2015

"HOW?!" indeed. Hopefully the full story comes out, because we want to hear it. 

Two more things: can someone give Cummins an embarassing nickname like "Zippy," and can someone remix that video with autotune? "The Zipper Song" would go viral. Please and thank you.

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