As a flashy rich person, Cristiano Ronaldo obviously owns a lot of cool cars, but there is no car cooler than the Bugatti Veyron. The Veyron is the second-fastest street-legal car in the world and is capable of killing a driver who isn't careful in an instant. It's also, at a cool $1.5 million, so expensive urchin sportswriters like me aren't even allowed to look at it in person.
But that's why we have Cristiano Ronaldo, who has no problem buying such a car and showing it to his legions of adoring fans via social media.
Photographs of dope boys/is all they takin'
I WOKE UP IN THE NEW BUGATTI
I WOKE UP IN THE NEW BUGATTI
I WOKE UP IN THE NEW BUGATTI
I WOKE UP IN THE NEW BUGATTI
I WOKE UP IN THE NEW BUGATTI
Maybe he'll let me ride in it sometime.
