After months of research and sleepless nights filled with pacing and contemplation, I have finally been able to compile a comprehensive list ranking the top 10 kids of football stars.
Top 10 Football Players Kids

Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz Beckham at the Kids' Choice Awards.
(-)Points for not blessing us with another era of Beckham soccer.
(+)Points for style.
(+)Points for being the OG family.

Thiago, Mateo, and Ciro Messi pose with their dad after he won the Copa del Rey with FC Barcelona in 2017.
(+)Points for their parents having the best love story.

Ronaldo Jr. shows off his football skills after one of his dad's matches with Real Madrid.
(+)Points for football skills.

Jessica McDonald of the USA celebrates with her son following her team's victory in the 2019 FIFA Women's World Cup France Final match.
(+)Points for a badass mom.
(+)Points for confetti sprinkling abilities.

Mo Salah and his daughter play on the pitch after one of his matches.
(+)Points for a glowing smile.

Gerard Piqué holds his son, Milan, with girlfriend Shakira.
(+)Points for the world’s most attractive parents.
(+)Points for BIG eyes.

Sergio Ramos with his kids after a match.
(-)Points because their dad has way too many red cards.
(+)Points because LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE OUTFITS!

Neymar of Brazil celebrates with his son after the Men's Football Final between Brazil and Germany.
(+)Points for a boss name.
(+)Points for great blonde hair.

Wayne Rooney, his wife Coleen Rooney and their children Kit Joseph Ronney, Klay Anthony Rooney, Kai Wayne Rooney and Cass Mac Rooney pose for a photo pitside prior to the International Friendly match between England and United States.
(+)Points because just LOOK at little Cass.
(+)Points for strawberry-blonde hair.

Football Players Kids: Messi, Suarez, Neymar, and their kids pose for a photo after FC Barcelona won the Copa del Rey in 2017.
(-)Points because dad bites people.
(+)Points because I think it’s funny.
There you have it. Your very own guide to the top 10 football players kids.