Ranking The Cutest Kids Of Football Stars

Warning: the following photos may contain far too much cuteness for a human brain to process.

After months of research and sleepless nights filled with pacing and contemplation, I have finally been able to compile a comprehensive list ranking the top 10 kids of football stars.

Top 10 Football Players Kids

1. Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz, and Harper (not pictured) Beckham
Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz Beckham
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Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz Beckham at the Kids' Choice Awards. 

(-)Points for not blessing us with another era of Beckham soccer.

(+)Points for style.

(+)Points for being the OG family. 

2. Thiago, Mateo, and Ciro Messi
Messi And His Kids
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Thiago, Mateo, and Ciro Messi pose with their dad after he won the Copa del Rey with FC Barcelona in 2017. 

(+)Points for their parents having the best love story

3. Cristiano Ronaldo Jr.
Ronaldo Jr. Shows Off Skills
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Ronaldo Jr. shows off his football skills after one of his dad's matches with Real Madrid. 

 

(+)Points for football skills.

4. Jeremiah McDonald
Jessica McDonald and son celebrate World Cup victory
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Jessica McDonald of the USA celebrates with her son following her team's victory in the 2019 FIFA Women's World Cup France Final match. 

(+)Points for a badass mom. 

(+)Points for confetti sprinkling abilities. 

5. Makka Salah
Mo Salah and his daughter after a match
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Mo Salah and his daughter play on the pitch after one of his matches. 

(+)Points for a glowing smile.

6. Milan and Sasha (not pictured) Piqué
Shakira, Piqué and son
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Gerard Piqué holds his son, Milan, with girlfriend Shakira. 

(+)Points for the world’s most attractive parents.

(+)Points for BIG eyes. 

7. Sergio, Marco, and Alejandro (not pictured) Ramos
Sergio Ramos with kids Sergio and Marco.
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Sergio Ramos with his kids after a match. 

(-)Points because their dad has way too many red cards. 

(+)Points because LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE OUTFITS!

8. Davi Lucca da Silva Santos
Neymar and son celebrate after 2016 Olympics
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Neymar of Brazil celebrates with his son after the Men's Football Final between Brazil and Germany.

(+)Points for a boss name.

(+)Points for great blonde hair.

9. Kai, Klay, Kit, and Cass Rooney
Wayne Rooney and Family
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Wayne Rooney, his wife Coleen Rooney and their children Kit Joseph Ronney, Klay Anthony Rooney, Kai Wayne Rooney and Cass Mac Rooney pose for a photo pitside prior to the International Friendly match between England and United States.

(+)Points because just LOOK at little Cass.

(+)Points for strawberry-blonde hair. 

10. Delfina, Benjamin, and Lautaro (not pictured) Suarez
Messi, Suarez, Neymar, and their kids
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Football Players Kids: Messi, Suarez, Neymar, and their kids pose for a photo after FC Barcelona won the Copa del Rey in 2017. 

(-)Points because dad bites people.

(+)Points because I think it’s funny.

There you have it. Your very own guide to the top 10 football players kids. 

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