Here it is, the most fitting visual representation of Monday you’ll ever find. Friday was all smiles, cheers and waves (especially if you just touched down in Nashville to celebrate a bachelor party), and then Monday violently appeared only moments later — blasting you in the face with a jet stream of tepid sewage water.
You were lost in the sauce, but now it’s time to wake up and reap what’ve you’ve sown. Monday's coming in hot.
This is an absolute classic! The chaos that ensues after a sprinkler goes off on the Colchester U11s pic.twitter.com/7VyaySRFq8— Soccer AM (@SoccerAM) April 15, 2018
Having said that, these Colchester U-11s certainly didn’t deserve this kind of rogue sprinkler treatment. They didn’t dig their own graves out of Miller Lite, Fireball and absinthe, no. Their only crime was being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
I doubt these English lads have ever even heard of honky-tonk, and nobody tell them. Haven't they suffered enough?