Wayne Rooney has been working in a community garden as part of his punishment for drunk driving, and, according to the BBC, he has been enjoying it.
So, let's see what Wayne Rooney has been growing in his garden, shall we? This is exclusive information obtained by The18 and is DEFINITELY NOT made up. Nope. Not at all. All real and 100 percent true. Trust us.
Potatoes
Well that's nice! Good starch. Potatoes make up the world's fourth-largest food source, according to Wikipedia. Also a good source of vitamin B6 and vitamin C.
Peas
Can't have mushy peas without peas. We've always said that.
Celery
Sure.
Carrots
Don't let Bugs Bunny get hold of them! Ha ha ha.
Bangers & Mash
Aren't those just potatoes and sausages? Don't you already have potatoes? How does one go about growing a sausage? Whatever.
Pudding
rest of the world: *through tears* p-please... you can’t just make everything pudding
england: *points at food* pudding— camdy cane (@honorcamper) October 6, 2017
Marouane Fellaini
It has long been suspected around these parts that Marouane Fellaini is actually a tree.
Ashley Williams
Ashley Williams is also rumored to be a tree.
A Cabbage Shaped Like Sam Allardyce's Head
Wonder if he did that on purpose?
The Lord Of The Flies
Get out of there, Wayne. Hurry.
A Forbidden Apple
Do not get tricked into eating that by a snake!
Hemlock
What exactly are you planning here, Wayne? Do not poison anyone!
Some Rocks
Those are not plants, Wayne, you cannot plant those!
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