Sergio Busquets Is The Puppet Master And We Are All His Puppets

Barcelona midfielder Sergio Busquets pulls the strings for the best team in Spain at the moment.

Did you make a decision today? No. You did not. You think you did, but you didn't. What you thought was a decision made by you was actually made by Sergio Busquets. Busquets is the string-puller, the puppetmaster, the orchestrator. What you thought was fate was actually Sergio Busquets. What you thought was destiny was actually Busquets. There is no such thing as a coincidence. There is only Busquets.

Busquets sees all and knows all. He can see the future and the past at the same time. He knows all your secrets but he won't tell them to anyone, he will just glance slyly at you and wink.

Busquets is the shadowy overseer of everything you only hear stories about but never see because he is so shifty. He is the all-seeing eye within all of us that we cannot unlock without powerful hallucinogens. He is the all-knowing, benevolent overseer guiding us along our lives' journeys.

Sergio Busquets is everything and nothing at the same time because maybe he exists and maybe not. Who's to say?

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